The Runaway Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that makes a mischievous dash when its alarm sounds, ensuring that even the most reluctant to wake will rise on time. Its shatter-resistant ABS body can survive a jump from a three-foot nightstand, after which it scampers in an erratic path for 10 seconds to the whims of the internal motor juddering inside. The alarm regales would-be Rip Van Winkles with music or recorded audio downloaded to its 100 MB flash memory while rolling an evasive pattern over hardwood or carpet, until it is caught and silenced. Early risers can manage all of the clock's functions with an easy one-button control. Runaway function may be disabled in case of extreme frustration. Requires 3 AAA batteries and USB cable for uploading music. White. 3 1/2" H x 3 1/2" W x 3 1/2" D. (8 oz.)