The Cellist Cocktail Bar

This is the decorative cello that slides opens to reveal a symphony of spirits and stemware. Designed after a full-size 4/4 modern cello, it contains f-shaped sound holes, tuning pegs, and a classic top scroll—yet its absence of a bridge may make unschooled orchestra-goers question if it’s Baroque. The cabinet’s top, middle, and bottom shelves provide 8 1/2", 14" and 14 3/4" of vertical storage, respectively, that accommodates stemware or barware and libation bottles of various sizes. Although not intended to be played, the faux instrument provides string-concert enthusiasts with access to a brandy or Bordeaux for harmonious quaffing to Bach’s cello suites or Beethoven’s Triple Concerto. Ideal for sophisticated entertaining in a parlor or study, it rests on an included wood stand, is constructed from tropical hevea brasiliensis, and is treated for protection against pests and moisture. Stemware not included. Assembly required. 72 3/4" L x 26 3/4" W x 8 1/2" D. (75 lbs.)