The Thrashing Scarecrow
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This 5 1/2' tall hanging scarecrow automatically thrashes its legs and screeches one of eight foreboding sentences whenever it detects motion. When someone steps within 6 1/2' of the scarecrow, he gravely admonishes, "I'd turn back if I were you," "I'd warn you to stay away...but I want to see what happens," or other chilling phrases while flailing about. The scarecrow hangs by a slip-knotted rope and its jack o' lantern head has a depraved smile with fiery-red illuminated eyes. Synthetic hay pokes out from its denim pants, shirt, and scarf for a benign realism that belies the scarecrow's wicked demeanor. Minor assembly. Plugs into AC. 5 1/2' H x 2 1/4' W x 1' D. (9 lbs.)
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