Did the general population used to have stronger backs or something? Because there is so much bench seating in the world and it’s so profoundly uncomfortable it qualifies as a stress position. Half an hour into a high school football game, we’d give up nuclear secrets to any interrogator who promised us a seat with a back.
Happily, the price for The Heated Stadium Seat is much more reasonable. Bless the back and arm support. Praise the reclining back. All glory to the built-in heating, the thick cushioning, the side pockets. We’ll be toting this along to any event with bleacher seating. In fact, we may carry it with us all the time, just to be safe. The secrecy of the nuclear program depends on it.
